A frequent caller that usually brings the show to a complete halt. His calls are usually so out of control or bizzare it's come to the point of Tom just pushing his buttons. He claims he is a sea captain but of what no one knows. Probably a garbage scow or a ferry. He is also the leader of a mythical band called The Barnacle Blues Band, of which no music exists.
On an unrelated note, the song "Captain Jack" was coincidentally the song that a Billy Joel tribute-singer used to audition for a place in Danny Phipps' Billy Joel Tribute Band "Glass Houses."