Faux Nuggs is the new line of "legal weed" from Tornado Todd Hutchins' LifeChanges charity. Todd admits to Tom off the record that the product is in fact actual marijuana that is treated so it does not smell like weed. It's also purple so it looks like incense, but word eventually leaks that it is real doobage. Todd offered Tom the role of pitch man for the product, but Tom declined, hoping that Todd got busted and jailed.
Todd threatens that if Tom rats him out, he will get an exclusive tour of the Jersey marshlands from Yuri, a soulless bastard from Siberia that works as his enforcer. Todd once saw Yuri shove Fred Savage's face in a toilet for pawing a LifeChanges skank at a party.