Goshen, NY, is the soft serve capital of the United States. The town's only notable landmark is the Harness Racing Museum & Hall of Fame.
So far the teenage callers from Goshen have proven to be either insufferably boring or spoiled, Richie Rich-types. One of them even directed listeners to the following photo posted on the WFMU message board, and it serves as a fitting testament to their collective inane existence:
Note the pink-jumpsuited mother sneaking into the right side of the frame, bearing a tray of brownies as fuel for the mutants' audition for Dazed and Confused: The Early Years.