Hidden Coat Confessions
Hidden Coat Confessions is Larry Smirthwaite's television series, which is inspired by HBO's super-erotic Taxi Cab Confessions.
Hot coat check chicks will reveal their most intimate secrets via cameras hidden in the pockets of checked coats.
"Fatties" will not be allowed on the program. Smirthwaite believes that he speaks for America with that discriminatory policy.