Kern Pharmaceuticals has the following divisions and associations:
- Kern Co.
- K Corp.
- Kern Farms
- Kern Realtors
- Kern Summer Camps
- Kern Summer Camps For Girls
- Kern Burger
- Kern School of Magic and Illusion
- Kern School of Magic and Illusion Debunking
- Citizens for a True Democracy
- Patriots for Freedom
- Patriots for Democracy
- Citizens for Democracy
- Citizens for Freedom
- Stand Up and Be Counted
- Project X-44
Charitable programs in place at Kern include:
- The Yearly Pencil Drive for employees' children (1 really thick pencil per family)
- The Kern car wash (local children wash Kern executives' cars and "then we take 'em to a local sporting event as payment," for example seeing Shanya Twain or Alabammy play at the Waco amateur Rodeo).
- Bucks for Boats - buying rowboats for underprivileged inner city kids.
- Ski Lessons for inner city Houstonites
- 2 Million Gift Boxes for needy kids, containing the greatest gift anyone could ever give someone - "imagination." The boxes were cheaply covered, radioactive Peniscillin containers.