Kristen Carroll

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Kristen Carroll (born Oct 16,1977) was the first female astronaut who looks just like a monkey. She had 2 sons then invested in stronger latex. She wanted to adopt an Ethiopian but Madonna out muscled her during the tug-a-war contest, Kristen let go once the child's skin began to tear.

Beware of her full roundhouse kick — it's a nut breaker.