Ron Jacobs is a shade-sporting, patriotically lapelled representative of Shout! Radio who hovered in the studio during the 2010 Marathon to evaluate talent for the inevitable takeover of a cash-strapped WFMU. Since Shout! loved Tom’s yelling, Jacobs announced plans to rebrand him as “Dr. Unhinged, The Push-Up Machine” if he made the cut. He then demoted Tom to serve as a toady for his new boss, Micky Dolenz, the greatest entertainer of all-time. During Micky & The Monster, the Monkees drummer would lead Tom around the studio on a leash. Eeh!